Well folks, it’s that time of year again, and the blog is back juSDT in time! What time of year, you ask?
Time for sportz!
Unless you have been living under a rock for the past 10 years, you will know that your friendly neighborhood bloggers are xxxtreme Buffalo sports fans. This means that we, like every other poor follower of the Bills and Sabres, get really excited every fall and trick ourselves into believing that our teams won’t suck.
So, without further ado, here is our extremely informative and well-researched season preview for the 2013 Buffalo Sports Seasons.
THE BILLS
Go Bills
2012-2013 Record: 6-10 (lol)
Preseason Record: 2-2
First Game: Next Sunday against the PATRIOTS
Alright y’all, I’m not going to pretend to know as much about football as I do about hockey, but I do know a little bit and I also know that the Bills usually suck. A win by the Bills around here is not usually expected; A heartbreaking loss in the last second snatching defeat from the jaws of victory IS.
This year, the Bills are something to be excited about (or at least they were until 2 weeks ago, but I’ll get there in a minute). Ralph Wilson finally realized that he was too senile to make football decisions anymore, so that was good. We got a new coach who looks like Alec Baldwin, whaddup Doug Marrone?! EJ Manuel was looking promising AF during the first 2 preseason games, which the Bills actually won (I know, I know-it’s just preseason). People around town were getting PRETTY EXCITED!!
yaboi Doug
Then, in typical Buffalo fashion, a bunch of bad things happened. EJ Manuel got hurt, then #2 QB Kevin Kolb suffered what might be a career ending concussion, forcing the Bills to sign MATT LEINART and name undrafted rookie QB Jeff Tuel as their starter against Tom Brady…..kewl…..seems like we’re back to square one.
IDK-when EJ Manuel comes back hopefully the Bills will win some football games, but who knows, I won’t be holding my breath. I will, however be drinking heavily at whatever games I can get to and watching Stevie Johnson’s hilarious vines:
Freddie J Dunks on Doug Marrone
THE SABRES
K
2012-2013 Record:21-21-6 (lol)
First Preseason Game: September 15 @ Montreal
Hey remember last Sabres season? Unfortunately, so do I. Yabish Trish and I were the unfortunate holders of season tickets and we had to drag ourselves down to First Niagara Center to watch the sorry excuse for a “hockey team” that came on the ice in Sabres Uniforms (on the plus side, we drank a lot of beers).
If you are fortunate enough to have forgotten everything that happened last year, let me remind you (sry) of some of last year’s highlights:
-After losing like a million games in a row, Lindy Ruff got fired. He has since been hired by the Dallas Stars HAHAHA #nogoal99
SMDH
-RonRon got hired as the interim head coach….he has since been installed as the permanent head coach…we’ll see how this goes .
Y so serious?
– The Sabres missed the playoffs (obviously) by a lot.
-Steve Ott was awesome and licked Jeff Halpern’s helmet
lol
-Ryan Miller and Thomas Vanek basically said they didn’t want to come back and were super annoying and everyone wanted them to get traded but of course nothing exciting happened in the offseason!!!!
it’s ok because Vanek’s good
So, really nothing could be worse than last year (or could it…). I’m pretty sure the Sabres are going to be pretty bad again, but who knows, maybe they’ll surprise us. Regardless, you’ll be sure to find Trish and myself booing Lil’ Milz and getting 2turnt off Bud Lite Lime tallboys in section 323. Holla atcha girlz
Notorious BABs 